"She was another woman who meant so much to me. When we were doing 30 Rock and we needed to cast Jane Krakowski’s estranged Florida dirtbag mother and I thought, ‘My god, do you think we could get Jan Hooks?’ Because she’s an idol of mine, from the Sweeney Sisters to the Miss Self Esteem Pageant. Just the funniest woman ever. And I was like, ‘Do you we could get her? And the answer was like, ‘Yeah, you can get her.’ She was living in Woodstock. And the phone was not ringing.
We called her and said, ‘Do you want to do this?’ And she was like, ‘OK?’ She was actually a little shy about jumping back into the game. And she came down and she was so funny. We did a scene where Jenna and her mother are reunited and they’ve been estranged, but they decide to sing their duet that they used to sing in pageants when Jenna was a child. And it was a mother and a daughter singing to each other: “Do that to me one more time…” (Laughter) And it was so funny and the crew was so mesmerized. It was all at once the most ridiculous and heartbreaking and beautiful, this weird mother-daughter relationship. And I’m so proud of it.
It made me sad when she passed, and it made me mad at the time how available she was. Jan should have had a bigger career. Jan deserved a big movie career. Certainly as big as Rob Schneider’s (expletive) career. She was a bigger star on SNL.”
❝ Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress. ❞
I’m here for all the queer kids who are too afraid to come out to their family and probably never will im here for the queer adults who still pretend to be straight when talking to relatives or parents and I’m 100% here for the queer people who cut ties with their family because you’re not obligated to come out to people you don’t want to nor are you obligated to stay in contact with people who are toxic and queer phobic in any way
"talk about" rather than "ask me"
Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
Talk about your first kiss.
Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
Talk about the best birthday you've had.
Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
Talk about your biggest insecurity.
Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
Talk about a vacation.
Talk about the time you were most content in life.
Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
Talk about something that happened in middle school.
Talk about something that happened in high school.
Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
Talk about your worst fear.
Talk about a time someone turned you down.
Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
Talk about an ex-best friend.
Talk about things you do when you're sick.
Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
Talk about your fetishes.
Talk about what turns you on.
Talk about what turns you off.
Talk about what you think death is like.
Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
Talk about what you do when you are sad.
Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
Talk about your guilty pleasures.
Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
Talk about the end of something in your life.